Vita Coco: Celebrities and GOOP readers. Acai: Guys who went to Burning Man once and now do tai chi. Kombucha: Hippie alcoholics. Smartwater: Wealthy yoga moms with anxiety problems. Hint: College girls who ran out of mixers. Pom: Rich conservatives who still shop at Whole Foods. Whiskey: Realists.
Fuze: Dieters who are nostalgic for Squeezit.
Vitamin water: People with hangovers.
Chaga: Crazy people.
Ethos: Idealists.
Read more: http://jezebel.com/5604304/your-bourgeois-beverage-says-a-lot-about-you#ixzz0vgqia6W5
So apparently I’m half realist, half celebrity. However, in my defense, Vita Coco is the best hangover cure I’ve found in years. Also I’ve been really addicted to this raw juice place in town. I’m big on the kale, celery, beet and apple blend. God I feel like an asshole even writing those words “raw juice place” but its so good!!
